Skating baboons = awesome

This video was supposed to cause an uproar. Sun reporters snuck into North Korea and filmed what they refer to as a "slave circus"...

Obama and his private barber

His name is Zariff.  He is from Chicago.  We can only presume Zariff is in this country legally.  Obama flies him to D.C. every 10 to 14 day...

Recommending a website

I'm pretty sure I've recommended this website before.  In the event that I didn't, here it is.  It's called Shorpy and they ...

Kenyan Pool Sharks

NYC to ban the Big Gulp

You have got to be kidding me.  Is this the will of the people of NYC?  Really?  I can't imagine it is.  What the hell is wrong with the...

Mexican Drug Cartel Declares War on Cheetos

Their hands are stained with the orange cheese dust of their enemies... Mexican drug cartels are not strictly drug cartels . One of their  f...

From the we're so damn screwed files

This is from Marvel's own website . The X-Men, one of the world’s most popular super hero teams, have always been at the forefront of th...

Spain says bye bye to green energy...

A cautionary tale.  Or just a story you can tell your idiot liberal friend the next time he starts bragging about his Chevy Volt. Read about...

Payback is a bitchsky

So the Poles are hopping mad that our idiot President misspoke when he referred to "Polish death camps".  No, I don't think it...

Rare photos from A-bomb test site

You know, after 4 years of Obama, this doesn't look like such a bad place to live. See all the photos here

Hot dog etiquette

Uh Oh!...McDonald's gonna get a fatwa

Breaking news!!! Muslims are angry. Saudi Arabians are angry at a McDonald's toy which they say mocks their prophet Muhammad. Accordin...

Super Whacky Muslim Fun Time: Tunisian Dressing Rooms

Bahahahahahahahahaha.....

A most un-American thing to do...

Would be to overcharge for a hot dog. Hot dogs are the people's food. This country was built on hot dogs. Frankly (no pun intended), ...

The best barbecue you will ever eat...

is in this gas station...next to the liquor store. Oklahoma Joe's. Don't debate this topic, because there is nothing to debate. I...

They got my order wrong

I didn't order a bag of dicks.  This must have been Barney Frank's order. And now, a word from our sponsor...

Inverse Proprtionality

Well, no damn wonder we're going to be out-numbered in a few years. With fools like this running loose we are definitely fighting a lo...

Way too close to home

I used to have that skateboard.  It came from Sears. And checks this guy out.  Two fine ladies.  He didn't even need an El Camino to get...

Solving the Hot Dog/Bun Dilemma

Well...We are the internet's best source for news about hot dogs, pole dancers and Islamic rat people.

You threw the ball

Punk-ed

Remember that sweet black angel down in Florida who was viciously stalked and gunned down by an angry white Hipanic supremacist? Well, turns...

Porn Will Destroy Civilization

This guys says so. From Perversion for Profit.

Good news for you "stall guys"

For you gentlemen who lock up when you have to pee next to another guy, the federal government has your back. It could cost U.S. employers b...

It's over! The Chinese have won!

Me?  I can make paper footballs.  We're screwed!

Obama the Bully

I mean, he's not a scissor wielding bad ass like Mitt "The Barber" Romney, but this is of note... Written by his own hand, in ...

Beleaguered Duty

Again I remind you that this is a blog that is sometimes about hot dogs, so it my sacrosanct duty to bring you the Hot Dog Hooker. EAST MEAD...

Empty Head Start

This is the official description of the Head Start program from the Office of Head Start: Head Start is a federal program that promotes the ...

Hey Al?

You are pathetic. Not only are you pathetic, you are a doody-head! On his MSNBC program today Al Sharpton played a video his network put to...

Over and Out

Give me a vector, Victor. Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton told reporters Tuesday that terrorists keep trying to come up with “mor...

Distraction?

We don't need no stinkin' distractions! What we need is more Julia Orayon!

Yo Hillary...Can I catch a ride?

My first reaction, last week, to this guy's story was that this was a setup, by the Chinese government, to make America look bad.  Knowi...

Your Government

Trust your government?  Yeah right!   Not on your life, Bucko! In a brazen criminal scheme to defraud taxpayers, one of the highest-ranking...

Flappy

Thunked

Momma always told Forrest Gump that "stupid is as stupid does." Let me introduce you to Stupid : 47-year-old Belinda Berloni admi...

Poles

Sometimes this blog is about pole dancers. C'mon man, you've got five minutes to waste.  It's not like you are working today and...

Happy May Day

Besides the celebration of the underworked and overpaid on this first day of May, other important events have happened, for example, in the...

Your Other Right

Are these those right wing Christian extremists that the Department of Homeland Security and Mr. Napolitano have been warning us about? The...