Spiral Cutting Your Wiener

The 4th of July is coming up, and we are the web's best source for news about hot dogs, pole dancers and Islamic rat people.

BFD

I've written before about how I believe our current president continually assaults the decorum and appropriateness of his office on a re...

Colombia

Not only does Colombia have great cocaine, the women ain't bad either. Ms. Melissa Giraldo Ella tiene ojos que pueden matarte.

Super Whacky Muslim Fun Time: Car for Saudi Women

h/t Confessions of a Closet Republican

Deadly Double - A Story of World War II Espionage

After the Japanese bombed the U.S. Pacific Fleet at Pearl Harbor on December 7, 1941, the United States became consumed with paranoia. For a...

Dissection

I'll eventually have my say about the court decision from yesterday, but until then I continue to read the opinions of others which help...

The Chinese Laugh at Us

Kraft created a gay cookie in support of gay pride week, with a rainbow filling. The Chinese are amused.

I Miss Breitbart

Here's his classic post Anthony Weiner press conference hijacking on the great Red Eye show on Fox News. A show you all must start DRV...

My New Best Pal

Meet Blazing Cat Fur .  We're best pals, because they added a link to this blog on their site. That's pretty much all it takes.

Romney vs Drunk Murderer debate '94

I keep seeing people use this clip to attack Romney. But no one ever plays the part that starts around 4:19.  

I'm so damn tired of this sh*t

For years, the oppressed ran to America for freedom, both economic and personal.  Where do Americans run to?  Where does anyone run to anymo...

Black Flag

I fly the American flag proudly outside of my house. In the morning when I unfurl it, it will be displayed upside down because this country...

Lady...I don't have a lot of sympathy

I mean I do, but I don't.  What the hell did she expect? British journalist Natasha Smith writes about her experience during the Egypti...

The Mystery Scars on Obama's Head

I thought I noticed large scars across Obama's cranium. Internet blog sites, conspiracy theorists and forums are awash with rumours as t...

Brilliant!

B-I-N-G-O! Masterful brilliance.

Invention

Someone a long time ago stated, "Necessity is the mother of invention." I don't think this is what they had in mind. But if th...

New Regs Limit Slopes for Mini-Golf

It's Obama's world.   We're only living in it. Although the Justice Department has extended the deadline for America’s hotels to...

Judgment Day

The Supreme Court is to decide the fate of Obamacare today.  Forgive me if I have no faith in them.

Polly want a Constitution?

You can put this on the record: Are you an idiot? Are you and idiot? Yes, yes you are.

5:30 a.m.

It's 5:30 in the morning and 78 degrees outside. I am about to stand outside in the blistering heat for most of the day while I and my b...

Some Men Shouldn't Be Allowed to Coach

A Canadian youth hockey coach trips an opposing player during the post-game handshake.  What a french turd! Now, the coach connected with th...

Reset

Sarah Palin said she could see Russia from her house, or did she? Well, she probably can now. Ol' Pooty Poot, up to his same old KGB tri...

We are from France

Just in case you were curious, Lord knows I wasn't. Post-script: Aren't we already being invaded and Obama isn't doing a damn t...

Dead Terrorists...er uh Pakistanis Arrive in New Jersey

They were found aboard a cargo ship.  Classified as "stowaways".  Uh, OK, these are the dead ones.  What about the ones that have ...

Michelle Obama Descended from Slave Owner

She is owed reparations.  But she has to pay it to herself. She is the mule.  Someone give her 40 acres. The bloodlines of Mrs. Obama and Mr...

The End

Every day I wake up at 4:30 and make a pot of coffee. I watch The Weather Channel as the coffee brews and my two cats battle each other for ...

Useful

Because Captain Thurston has been on a tear about odd clothing since the mantyhose debate, I thought I would look into the world of strange ...

Sweathog

Could this talking fruitcake be any more out of touch with human reality? This guy is such a wormy little Napoleanic twit that I am tempted ...

Video: Muslims Stone Christians...In Dearborn, Michigan

As a general rule, Muslims suck!

Bloomberg's Hypocrisy

Interesting point raised over at Moonbattery

Better than Mantyhose...Cork Pants

This is like a series or something.  Items I find that are better than wearing mantyhose.

Turkey and Syria - Is Anyone Paying Attention?

What we've learned this past year is that the status quo in the Middle East is the better option.  Despite Assad's backing by Russia...

New Program Teaches Border Agents to Run or Hide When Confronted by Illegal Aliens

This note from the Local 2544, National Border Patrol Council : In another nauseating series of "Virtual Learning Center" brainwas...

They run the country

DEMS OUT OF CASH: MAY CANCEL CONVENTION KICKOFF

Kinship

If Obama had a son, he might look like a zombie dog eater.

U.S. Army Spent $5 Billion on Failed Camouflage Because it Wanted to Look Cooler than Marines

This is a picture of my great great great grandfather, when he was a confederate soldier during the Civil War.  This is the uniform he wore....

Ben Franklin on the Advantages of an Older Mistress

One of the best things I've read in a while. Ben Franklin... You were awesome! On June 25th of 1745,  Benjamin Franklin  wrote the follo...

Video: The Effects of Bath Salts

From a recovering bath salt zombie...

The Least Interesting Man in the World

Wake the hell up!

I've been sounding this alarm since 1990.  No one listens, and I blog in my underwear.  So someone more important needs to pay attention...

April Macie

She is a stand-up comedian... And she loves hot dogs...

Study Finds that Antarctica Was Much Cooler 20 Million Years Ago than Today

Which, of course, means earth was much warmer as well at that time.  Who is to blame for how warm it was 20 million years ago?  No one.  Tha...

Obama Campaign Dropping Big Money on Junk Food

This is bound to draw the ire of The First Chaka... FOOD : It is claimed that Napoleon said that “armies march on their stomachs,” and the s...

Man Plays with Cigarette Lighter While Pumping Gas...Predictable Outcome Results

Obama voter...

Mother Forced to Clean Up Her Sons Remains After Drunk Illegal Alien Killed Him

Amnesty? A grieving mother told a South Carolina court she was slapped with several bills, including one to clean the street after her son w...

Get Your Free Obama Phone

I've blogged about free cell phone programs in the past. Now comes obamaphone.net From the website... If you, or members in your househ...

Michelle Obama's War on Cranberries

Everything the Obama's do costs jobs... The First Lady is not making many friends in the cranberry industry.   Thanks to Michelle Obama...

WWII Widow Finds Out What Happened to Her Husband...68 years Later

Fascinating video below the break

Your own personal submarine

If I would have had this growing up...Well, yeah, I'd probably be dead.  But a more competent kid would have had a lot of fun with this.

Better than Mantyhose...Shoe Pants

You see mantyhose people, there are silly ideas (see, e.g., mantyhose) and then there is genius ... So, in review... Mantyhose = bad...Shoe ...

How Obama Romanced Chewbacca...er uh Michelle

Sickening video really. Akin to tips on how to club baby seals. The president continues: ‘Then we went to see Do The Right Thing’   And Mrs...

Badasses in Kabul

These are the men who stopped the Taliban siege at a Kabul hotel .  Badasses!

These Prehistoric Turtles Died While Having Sex

Man, the crap you find on the internet. Some 47 million years ago, these turtles clung to each other as they mated in a German lake. Now fos...

Bugging Out

And to think that these jerks get 5 dollars for a cup of joe. How much for the bug doughnut?

Moldova

Chinese Duped into Buying Fake Vaginas...Thought They were Medicinal Mushrooms

And this is world's next super power? An investigative journalism programme which airs on Xi'an TV, has become a national laughing s...

Gays Flip Finger at Ronald Reagan at White House Party

Let me see.  How can I put this without offending anyone?  What else would you expect from guys who put co*ks in their mouth and girls who s...