The Divided States of America

Here's a map of future America predicted by that nutjob Russian professor who predicted the breakup of the United states . Wow! This is...

Branford Marsalis Weighs in on the Modern Student and the Death of Merit

This is absolutely beautiful. Someone had to say it. Branford Marsalis is an American saxophonist, composer and bandleader. While primarily...

Hippie Graveyard Rejected by Neighbors

A resounding defeat of a very stupid hippie idea: Elizabeth Collins, a gardener, birdwatcher and a self-described "renaissance woman,...

California Tax Refunds May Come as IOUs

Could this happen to a better group of free-spending bleeding heart liberals? If you expect you'll be getting a refund from California w...

Military Worries About Obama: "Nobody has confidence in this guy as commander in chief"

The concern is warranted. When asked how they feel about President-elect Barack Obama as commander in chief, six out of 10 active-duty servi...

Welcome 2009!

We start the year the same way we started this blog. Self-loathing is for dipshits! Rock n' Roll!

Bomb Threats Shut Down Aspen, Colorado

It figures. The whole thing was the work of another kook liberal. A one-time resident of this city who had been bitter over its transformat...