Obama to Take Post-Vacation Vacation

I guess his handlers figured he hasn't quite overcome his ridiculous over-exposure. Absence makes the heart grow fonder bro. So how about you stay gone for another few years.

Deputy White House spokesman Bill Burton told reporters traveling with the president that Obama will take a few more days off once he returns to Washington next week: Obama will be headed home by Sunday but plans to head up to the presidential retreat, Camp David, in the middle of the week.

"He's looking to get a break from his vacation," Burton deadpanned. "Obviously, some things have come up over the course of the week."

Hardest working man in...well...He ain't no James Brown.