The Assumption Song

That's your mind filling in the blanks. Not mine.

Robot Conquest of Earth at Least a Year Away

The invasion could be up to a decade away. At least for those of us who live in 5 story walk-ups. Be safe. The outcome of this video is so...

I, For One, Welcome the Coming Chinese Takeover

Dudes, these guys know how to party. This country virtually NEEDS the Chinese to, at the very least, make it more fun and interesting around...

Enough Is Enough Harry

Big Props to the Las Vegas Review Journal This newspaper traces its roots to before Las Vegas was Las Vegas . We've seen cattle ranches...

Reason #349 and #350 Not to Sweat Russia

I like to document all the reasons why Russia no longer poses a threat by itself. Here's reason # 349. First, a drunk husband was abus...

Obama Thug Smashes Health Care Protester in the Face

It was Obama who told his minions to "get in people's faces". This happened in Tuscon, Arizona. See the video here.

Michelle Obama Bumps Her Enormous Noggin on Air Force One

I'm starting to see a pattern here.

Pro-Obama Cop Hassles Health Care Protesters

It's like a scene from Moscow. Officer Hope and Change needs his badge taken away. This video was taken on Tuesday, August 25th, 2009 a...

LOL, That's All I'm Going To Say

Personally, I've always been scared shitless by the bears and mountain lions. DENVER (AP) - A federal warning to beware of campers in na...

I'm Glad You're Fired Up.

Cause I have some archive memorabilia I am auctioning off. Do I hear a ten, ten, twenty, twenty, twenty, going once, going twice, sold to th...

Yeah! Friday! Guitar!

I can do this because it looks like The Capt. is off hunting squirrels then calling it pulled pork... Jeff Beck! Yeah! Groove, my people, gr...

Cricket say: "Chirp ..Chirp.."

Damn. Ah heck, we've all been there at least once in our lives....

Enough With all This Ted Kennedy Glorification Already!

Check out This Article from GQ by the late Michael Kelly from 1990. Don't remember this one making a huge splash or Kennedy responding ...

Obama Administration Using the Silent Treatment to Interrogate Gitmo Detainees

I'm not bullshittin' you guys. They are actually using the silent treatment as a means of interrogation. But they only result to t...

Crowder Goes Undercover

Even Aliens are Turning Against Obama

Anti-Obama crop circles in show up in Texas.

Obama to Take Post-Vacation Vacation

I guess his handlers figured he hasn't quite overcome his ridiculous over-exposure. Absence makes the heart grow fonder bro. So how ab...

Greatest Rock Vocal Ever?

Putting this into context, and remembering this was cut in 1957, and that the world had never heard anything like this before, this very wel...

Democrat Congressman Demands ID Before Allowing His Constituent to Speak

Looks at this half-wit taking IDs like he's some kind of king. Boot this bastard out of office.

Bad Friggin' Split

I just want to know how the hell this is possible. It's a simple question, and I'm pretty sure I'll never get an answer, not...

Ali Circling the Drain

Over the years we've all been shocked at Muhammad Ali's condition when he'd make the odd public appearance. A few times pleasant...

Obama Sex Tape Discovered

Beck on Van Jones and Frank Lloyd

A little late to the game, but Beck is nails. Pay attention America. Hier kommt der Gestapo .

Dems Move to Name Health Care Bill After Ted Kennedy

In their latest attempt to re-package the turd known as Obamacare, Democrats are mulling the idea of naming it after the recently deceased T...

Swing You Bastard!

We reported on this horrific story some time ago. Here's an update. Background: According to news reports, Christian and Newsom had gon...

Light Bulb Snitching: Europe Takes a Page from the White House

Europeans have taken a page from the White House. Much like the health care snitch line, Europeans are being asked to rat out people who ar...

Just Some Background Noise

While you peruse the Big Feed. My kid came home today with the lunch rate sheet for his school. And this is what it said: Hard Working Ameri...

War Porn - No...This Time It's Real War Porn - Two Taliban, A Farm Animal, and Dueling Banjos

Thankfully, the dog got away. Two Taliban boppin' a barn animal.

Gordon Brown and Idiotic Scot Shocked Mass Murderer Broke His Promise Not to Celebrate

What's the world coming to when you can't take the word of a mass murderer? The man who took the decision to free the Lockerbie bomb...

Joe the Plumber's Revenge

During the 2008 election Samuel Joseph Wurzenbacher (aka Joe the Plumber) confronted Barack Obama during a campaign rally in Toledo Ohio. Wu...

China Kicking Our Ass in the "Green Job" Category

It is Obama who wants America to the be the world's leader in green technology. That's what he wants. Of course, he has no idea how...

Boo! - Obama Administration Warns 90,000 Could Die from Swine Flu

Mind you, these are the same people who have been quoted as saying that a good crisis should never go to waste. Enter the new bogeyman. Swi...

Air America Turns on Obama

You know things are going bad when you're a liberal president and Air America shows you no respect. As details of Obama's secret de...

Marine Blasts Congressman: 'Stay Away from My Kids"

This from the Marine's own youtube description: I, David William Hedrick, a member of the silent majority, decided that I was not going ...

The Planet is Saved: Ben & Jerry's to Release Global Warming Friendly Ice Cream

I'm just going to go ahead and say that this idea will fail. Room temperature ice cream? That's like buying a car with no wheels. ...

The Control Voice

Hopenosis. Marching order for nutroots.

Your Future

Quite the Scary Stuff.

Two Things I Like

Fast Cars and "Roots" the book , not that movie bullshit. Couple other things I like, amatuer criminals and the desert. Put em tog...

I Just Love Obugger's Priorities

Just like when he was gazing at some young girl's behind , Obugger's head just isn't in the game. August, traditionally a very q...

Obama on Broadway - One Single Payer System

Redd Foxx on Midgets

It's Saturday, so why not? Warning! It's Redd Foxx.

American Pie - Obama Lie

Found this on Youtube. Disregard the Rush bashing at the beginning of the video. An Obama parody set to the tune of American Pie.

The Meaning of "Wee-Wee'd" Up

By now, many of you have seen this video. Barack Obama claiming Washingtonians get too "wee-wee'd up" in August. Your first r...

Racist Hispanic Group Attacks Obamacare Protesters

Anyone see this story in the mainstream media? The no good, never gave a damn thing to America, all they've ever done is take from this...

Obama Losing His Appeal with African-Americans

At least he's losing his appeal with this one anyway. Rib roaring hilarity.

The Mainstream Media Tackles the Tough Issues of the Day: Michelle Obama's Short Shorts Causing Controversy

Our lead story today is the racist attack on Americans by a Mexican group that wants to conquer America. This is what the AP is reporting a...

Mohammed Gets His

Well, he does.

The Big Drink: Screw the Polar Bear

The return of a Friday a tradition. 3 oz vodka 1 oz apple juice 1 oz orange juice 2 oz lemonade 1/2 oz lemon juice Add all ingredients into ...

Scotland Sucks!

Video of released terrorist Abdel Basset Megrahi. He is receiving a hero's welcome in Libya. He was released by Scotland after serving ...

This Is Not My Monkey Wrench. . .

I am a huge fan of cars, trucks, vehicles in general, and particularly gas-guzzling, muscled-up, "speed kills" cars like this fant...

Cash for Clunkers a Massive Failure - A Really Massive Failure

And these same buffoons want us to believe they can run our health care. Can they do anything right? Anything? The National Automobile Dea...

Greenpeace Leader Admits Lying About Arctic Ice Melting

Gerd Leipold, the outgoing leader of Greenpeace, admitted that his organization's recent claim that the Arctic Ice will disappear by 203...

There's a Fever in the Funkhouse Now

Sometimes we just have to break ranks and remind ourselves how to rock n' roll. I have no deadlines or quotas. I don't answer to P...

MSNBC Edits Video Of Black Gun Toter

And then proceeds to say white racist gun toters are showing up at Obama appearances. These guys have sunk so low you can't even call th...

White House Reveals Obama is Bipolar

Obama to Hold Conference Call with Union Thugs About Health Care Support

Obama is going to have a conference call tomorrow with the head of the SEIU. The same union that has had members arrested for beating oppo...

Report: Another Fake Doctor Shows Up at Health Care Town Meeting

She's not a doctor. But she did stay at a Holiday Inn Express. This time the phony was at a Barney Frank Town Hall Meeting.

Why Black People Don't Visit National Parks

This might be one of the dumbest things I've ever heard. America's only Black Ranger at Yosemite National Park says Blacks don't...

"Woman" Sprinter Asked to Undergo Gender Verification Test

Yeah. I'd say the test would be a good idea. Damn! The fate of controversial South African 800 metres runner Caster Semenya remains u...

Howard Dean Reveals Obama's Plan To Deceive Public on Health Care

This guy would know about Obama's intentions. In essence, Howard Dean says Obama is lying to the American public. Visit msnbc.com for B...

Obama Does it with a Flair

College Credits for Pushing Obama's Agenda

And the indoctrination continues. They might as well be doing this. It ain't like there are any jobs out there for them to get. From ...

Seniors Revolt - Drop AARP Like a Bad Habit

60,000 seniors have dropped their AARP membership since July 1. Do the liberals still think this is just a concocted opposition by just a s...

"Racist" Obama as Joker Artist Found - Doh!...He's a Democrat!

Another blow to the rapidly sinking nutroot ship. Do liberals really want to insist this man is a racist? When cryptic posters portraying P...

A Tale of Two Spammers

From the who can and cannot spam files: Dateline: July 22, 2008 The "spam king" was sentenced on Tuesday to 47 months in prison ,...

Need to Snitch on a Health Care Opponent? - There's an App for That

CNN Anchor: "Stop Saying Real Americans"

Nice unbiased piece of work here CNN. No moron. We're not all real Americans. Some of us what to see it prosper. Some of you want to...

Milk Carton Politicians

Americans across the country have noticed that their politicians have gone missing during the health care debate. They are nowhere to be fo...

Video: Obamacare Protestor Punched in the Face by Hope and Change Goons

Sure. These are the ones we've been waiting for. More Union thuggery. Well. Obama did tell his people to get in their faces. The ass...

Obama's Next Move: Kill Talk Radio

That's how I see it. And I know that's how Obama sees it. In Obama's eyes, he's not losing his health care battle because ...

Victory in America!!! - Obama Surrenders Public Health Care Option

It's Victory in America Day. Obama is retreating on all cylinders. Nice political courage you got there Barry. Piss your pants much? ...