The Terminator Strikes Back

Check this out. This is no joke. It's been confirmed as a real letter from California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to members of California's State Assembly.

Background: The assemblyman making this request heckled Schwarzenegger at a speech in San Fran, shouting, "Kiss my gay ass!"

And here's the letter Arnold Sent. Read just the first letter of each line in the second and third paragraphs.