Obama On Top of Intel Failures

Man chosen to investigate helped design system.

For the Celts Out There

Auld Lang Syne in English. 'Cause I don't wanna insult any Irish, Cornish, Welsh, Scots, or Bretons. Or most Americans below the Mas...

2009 - A Cold Hard Bitch

As always, Oz can be trusted to bring the rawk.

For Those in the Eastern Time Zone ...

Start the year with one of the sweetest folks on the interwebs, Julia Nunes.

She Talks to Angels

Dedicated to a tall, auburn-haired girl who gave me many gifts 'fore she moved on. Couple o' those gifts call me Dad.

Auld Lang Syne My Friends

Here's wishing you a healthy and prosperous 2010.

A Teepee in Afghanistan

A memorial to our fallen. Interesting guy, Michael Yon. I read his first book, Danger Close .

They Love Obama in Jalalabad

They love Obama in Afghanistan.  They just haven't been told so yet by the mainstream media. People chant anti-American slogans and burn...

Colorado Man May Lose Job Over "Mean" Obama Picture

If this were a "mean" picture of Jesus, this man's job would not be in danger.   At least one Colorado Department of Transport...

Underwear Bomber - The Mocumentary

This is good for a few laughs.

Add Another Attack to the List - Muslim Madman Guns Down People at Mall in Finland

I see the religion of peace is ringing in the new year. A gunman opened fire inside a busy shopping center near the Finnish capital of Hel...

Environmental Nutjobs Start Website for Snitching

They even have an Iphone app for snitching. The website EcoSnoop invites visitors to snitch on people who are enjoying just a little too m...

African-American Students Sue School for Being Harassed Because They Were Acting Too White

This is just bizarre. Two Williamsburg County students and members of their family have reached a $150,000 settlement in what may be the fi...

Because Horror Movies Don't Have to Last Two Hours

Limbaugh Rushed to Hospital

Updated reports say he's now resting comfortably.  Here's a video report.

Video: Iranian Revolution

I think it's just a matter of time over there.

Top Story of 2009

This story was my favorite of 2009. Come on. Little boys running around waving their things.  Exerting their hope and change.  Great count...

Black Liquor with a Diesel Chaser

"In a year where the government famously entered the automobile business and spent months trying to increase its presence in the health...

Russia to Save Earth by Knocking Asteroid of a Collision Path

Thanks Russia. But playing God is Obama's job. Russia's space chief said Wednesday his agency will consider sending a spacecraft t...

You Laugh Now

Report: Special Forces Conducting Regular Raids in Pakistan

Green Berets are hunting Taliban In Pakistan.

White House Preparing to Push Amnesty in 2010

And who will stop them? Prepare for the mother of all race cards.  Prepare to eat crap sandwiches for the rest of your natural born life. R...

Can't See the Farm for the Forest

If your goal is to create a liberal utopia in your own image, then what do you do with all those other people who don't think like you? ...

Iranian Police Run Over Protester

Check your volume level. Astounding video smuggled out of Iran.

Obama Vows Justice Will Be Served on Terrorists - Then Goes Snorkeling

Feel safe do ya? President Barack Obama on Monday vowed to track down all those behind an attempt to bring down a U.S. airliner on Christma...

What Happened to Me Today (Part 4)

The final installment. I know Nesho is hanging on the edge of his seat. I'm the guy in the black hat. The car is my freedom. Everyon...

Danish Newspaper: Obama is Greater Than Jesus

"The U.S. president - the practical saviour of our times" W. T. F. ?!!

CIA Was Tracking CrotchBomber

Our government is in the very best of hands. Also, Fox News says the Knickerbomber's dad contacted the U.S. Embassy not once, not twice,...

Thank You In Advance

Please read this.

How Did the Crotchbomber Get on a U.S. Plane?

We had every opportunity to stop him. "When a prominent Nigerian banker and former government official phoned the American Embassy in A...

Is It Child Abuse?

I just let a two year-old listen to a selection of old ska music, including the Maytals from 1962, with headphones. I like this cover of Pr...

Max Baucus Gives Drunken Speech in Senate

Hammered, sh*tfaced, three sheets to the wind, bolstered with Dutch courage. Montanans must be so proud. I hope Obamacare covers rehab.

Best Buy Wishes You a Happy Kwanzaa

That's the message I saw at the top of this Sunday's Best Buy flyer. "Happy Kwanzaa". Y'all might remember this is t...

Hallelujah Chorus for the Hearing Impaired

Turtle Creek Chorale, a men's chorus. Dressed as nuns. Merry Christmas, and God bless us, one and all.

How to Ride a Pony

It's not as easy as it looks!

Arab-American Cleric Gave Okay to Ft. Hood Murders

American-Yemeni Cleric Anwar al-Awlaki told Fort Hood killer Nidal Hasan that it was religiously permissible to kill U.S. soldiers on Americ...

How to Piss Off PETA & the Euros at the Same Time

Eat a raw seal's heart. Okay, I'm six months late. But it's so cool!

Obama Sanctions Gestapo in the U.S.

Last week, Obama gave Interpol free reign here in the States. Staffed by Americans, based out of the Department of Justice, they have dipl...

Pop Quiz: Who Said This?

"I'm going to have all the negotiations around a big table. We'll have doctors and nurses and hospital administrators. Insuranc...

Saudis Appear to Control Jewish Lobbying Organization

Funded by George Soros . Talk about flying a false flag!

Best High School Quarterback in the South Can't Get a Scholarship

He's a record-breaking QB who can also play defense. No one has ever been as successful. He won the Mississippi All-Star football game...

Obama Now More Loathed Than Bush at End of His Second Term

At least he's got that goin' for 'im.

The Four Schools of American Foreign Policy

Tell me these categories aren't accurate. George W. Bush was a Wilsonian who eventually had to give in to America's Jacksonian core ...

Obamacare

From Townhall.com .

Holy Land: Not for Christians Anymore

The West Bank, Gaza and Israel are no longer safe for Christians. They are leaving Bethlehem, where Jesus was born, for their own safety. ...

This Came Across My Desk, Thought I'd Pass It Along

Subject: To all my friends To All My Democratic Friends: Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an envi...

On the Road: I Leave You with "Something Stupid"

I'm on the road for two days. With the kids in the car, I doubt I'll be able to listen to any Sinatra. But that doesn't mean y...

What Happened to Me Yesterday (Part 3)

Yes. You guessed it. I'm the the guy in the black hat. And the other guy in the black hat, with Ned Beatty, is just another false pro...

Garrison Keillor Has a Problem with Jewish Songwriters

He doesn't like them writing Christmas songs. As for the rest of his complaint, this may be the first time I've sort of agreed with ...

Crowder: The Death of Detroit

This is one Crowder video you have to watch.

What Happened to Me Today (Part 2)

Again, I'm the guy in the black hat...Substitute "Jesus" and themes related thereto with "Government"..."It ain...

Taliban Gets Punked By Female Soldier

Muslim fanatics get owned by a woman. That's gotta hurt. A California Army National Guard group was attacked Saturday by a "comp...

Southern Culture Takes the World by Storm

The Leningrad Cowboys, from Finland, play Sweet Home Alabama. With a little help from the Red Army.

Warmists Control of Wikipedia Revealed

In order to hide the Medieval Warming Period, a small band of global warmists created the website RealClimate.org. They the assigned one of...

Liberals Turn on Obama: "I Can't Stand to See His Mug"

There is also a recent indication that prominent black supporters are turning on him too. The question is, who does like him? I mean, beside...

Cripple Fight: Paraplegic Kills Another Paraplegic for Making Fun of His Wee Wee

Shades of South Park. Tis the season... Two wheelchair-bound men in an East Village shelter got into a name-calling argument early today t...

Noddy Obama

The man has a case of the yips.

What Happened to Me Today

Yeah...So I'm the guy in the black hat...And the car is healthcare...Everyone else are Democrats....It's metaphorical and whatnot.

Violent Night

An Open Letter to Al Gore

Dear Al Gore: Go fuck yourself! Sincerely, Captain Thurston

Repulsive: What Really Swayed Nelson's Vote

Conservatives. Send this video to every person you know. This needs to be made known. And keep in mind, this vote was bought with taxpaye...

Oh Fu#k This Noise...Let's Rock N' Roll

Not a good morning. Ima go eat some pancakes. Until later, here's some raw Americanness...Straight up in yo face!...Dig?

You Shall Not Pass!...Obamacare

Snarky Basterd asked that I cross-post this open letter from Feed Your ADHD:   Dear Every Senator: You shall not pass this monstrosity H...

Good Morning: You Got Health Care Reform

Happy? Anyone? Seriously, if you are, speak up; Sen. Ben Nelson (Neb.), the final Democratic holdout on health care , was prepared to ann...

Rock the Vote: "Stop Having Sex with People Who Oppose Obamacare"

I actually like this plan. Obama Zombies can't multiply if no one breeds with them. F the Vote w/ Zach Gilford & Eva Amurri from Z...

Hopey Demands Respect

Sigmund, Carl, and Fred

Jack Webb Sets Obama Straight on Health Care Reform

Who you gonna believe?

Here's Something You Don't See Every Day

Rare Vietnam war footage.

Hopenhagen: Obama Reports for His Ritual Beating

Food for thought from Barry Rubin. ..."To put it bluntly, after decades of failing to be moved by ill-fed, ill-clothed, ill-schooled ch...

Chinese Press Manhandle Gibbs

This is just hilarious. Watch as Press Secretary Robert Gibbs tries to get state run media in for Obama's speech. The Chinese aren...

Frank and Tiger

Very well done. Let's all point at Tiger and laugh.

Iran Invades Iraq

Interesting. And what if they don't leave? What if, indeed? Iranian forces took control of a southern Iraqi oil well on a disputed s...

Copenhagan Fail!

Poor lil' Hopey. Mother Gaia's last hope and he was as shaky as Katherine Hepburn on a Segway. Just look at the reviews by his best...

Obama Goes Ghetto: "Don't Think We're Not Keeping Score, Brother"

You knew it was just a matter of time. Obama keeps it real. Admissions of Pete DeFazio (Oregon Democorat): DeFazio was one of only two Dem...

He's Lost His Damn Mind!

What a completes disaster! This is Obama's speech in Copenhagen. He's lost his flippin' mind.

Sickening

Slowly but surely a crime against American sports history proceeds unabated. Yankee Stadium, a site of so many great events in its glorious ...

Never in my life....

...have I wanted to punch a person in the face so badly. Two people actually. I'm not a violent person, either. This is disturbing on a...

Drunk 4 Year Old Wanders Neighborhood, Dressed Like a Girl, Stealing Christmas Gifts

DJ...cue the Lee Greenwood...I'm Proud to be an American. It's a Christmas trifecta. You may never, EVER, read a more bizarre story...

Ali Blah Blah Went to Ground Zero Today

Got a few text messages from Ali Blah Blah today. Our man in Manhattan. He went down to ground zero to see for his own eyes where the new ...

Slavery Bigger Than Ever

More slaves today than in the 1800s. Africa both the main market and supply of the slaves. America not to blame, so nobody gives a rat...

Joe Delaney: A Real American Hero

Don't know why, but I woke up this morning thinking about Joe Delaney. And it occurred to me, that many of you probably don't know ...