He Survived on Beersicles

Lost.  Death is looming.  But slightly buzzed.  It could have been worse.

An Alaskan man stuck in his snowbound pick-up truck for nearly three days survived on beersicles.

Clifton Vial was unable to dig himself out after the truck plunged into a snowbank, and soon ran out of food and water.

He did have some cans of beer. So, he cut the lids off and used a spoon to scoop out the frozen Coors Lite.

Wait!  Coors Lite?  I think I'd rather die.