Obama: The Epantsipation Proclamation

I had no idea what epantsipation was. I admit that. But I did look it up on the innerwebz.

Epantsipation: n. e•pants•i•pa’tion. 1. To free from pants, dungarees, trousers; to pull down someone’s pants against his will. “Let’s epantsipate Joe Biden in the cabinet meeting again this afternoon.”

h/t I Hate the Media