Video: Mexican Pirates Terrorizing Boaters on Texas Lake

Sadly, not even Texans have the guts to stand up to the Mexican scourge. See Austin's boycott of Arizona. Reap it. Reap it Texas.

It sounds like something out of yesteryear: Pirates attacking boats and sailors, robbing them of their treasures. But it's not on the high seas, but in deep South Texas. With machine guns in hand, Mexico's deadliest cartel is patrolling the waters of a Texas border lake. These pirates already have hit several boats on Falcon Lake near Zapata, which is about an hour south of Laredo. If you go too far across the lake and past the international boundary bouy, you are in Mexican territory and subject to attacks by pirates toting assault weapons.