Wartime Presidents

Friday Night! Stones!!!! This Girl!!!!

I love you all.

Obama on The View

Before there was Jersey Shore...There was the Juicy Fruit Gang

Hats off to Ali Blah Blah for finding this.  It never gets old.

Southern Culture # 11

The portable deep fat fryer...

Who You Calling Mongrel?

Some commentary about Obama's "mongrel" statement on the view.

Friday

Live! It only comes around once a week.

What The F Are We Doing Over There

Looks like we're in danger of losing two wars at the same time. Where the frick is Reagan when you need him. Schwarzenegger could get th...

This Advertisement is Not Fake

Government subsidizes cell phones.  It's better than free cheese.

Obama's new Green Energy Czar

Showin' the way here at a press conference. That's right. In the near future, monkey's will run on their own piss. Soon after he...

Should We Welcome a Hispanic Boycott?

Oh snap!

Perplexing

One of my favorite bands keeps daring me to be an ex-fan with their political bullsh*t. The Drive By Truckers are easily one of the best ban...

Clinton: "I Have Tasted the Mangoes...And They are Vey Nice"

Is this "smart power"?   When US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton offered Islamabad help last week in exporting mangoes to the U...

The Email I Received Yesterday...

Yesterday I received an email criticizing my journalistic integrity.  Specifically, criticizing the running of a particular story that has n...

On Kevin's First Day of Public School...

I have no earthly idea what's going on here.

Report: Texas Ranches Seized by Mexican Drug Cartel

If true, this would be nothing short of an invasion of American soil.  News blackouts are also reported. The bloodbath continues along our ...

The Humanitarian Crisis in Gaza

Things are absolutely horrible there. I have an ueber liberal friend who once told me that all the Gazans needed were nicer amenities, be...

Super Whacky Muslim Fun Time: Genie in a Basement

This would be even more funny if it were not so tragic. A Saudi man has been chained in a basement apartment for more than six years becaus...

What's He Thinking?

A North Korean soldier looks in through the window of the T2 building as Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and Secretary of Defense Robert ...

Free Iphone

No...Not really...I just need the hits and love watching the search engine results go wild with moochers and poor people. So...no free phone...

ACORN Storms Missouri Bank

These days, I often find myself thinking about moving to another country. 

She's a Strong Black Woman

Shut the hell up you gigantic retard! State elections officials Wednesday narrowly rejected a Milwaukee Assembly candidate's attempt to ...

It Just Occurred to Me...

how much electronic football sucked.  Yet it survives in my Mom's basement.  But my Evel Knievel?  Missing in action.

How My Liberal Friend Responded

Fed up with the prolific overuse of the race card, I asked my liberal friend to do me a favor.  I asked him to write down what issues and pe...

When Photoshop Goes Wrong - Man Gets Additional Prison Time for Photoshop Scam

Dumbass... A career fraudster was sent to the slammer for nearly 24 years after giving a White Plains federal judge phony photos of himself...

Documents Show Media Plotted to Protect Obama

In a sane world, once upon a time in America, this would be an absolute bombshell.  In this world, however, we will be fortunate if 10 peopl...

Obama Redistributes Americans' Wealth...to Pakistanis

Do you suppose we'll get a thank you card from POK-E-STAN?  This is bullshit of a magnitude I can hardly tolerate.  Time, place and purp...

Video: The Racist "Tan Klan" Invades Anti-Illegal Immigration Rally

"Racist "Brown Berets" invade a peaceful, pro-Arizona crowd rallying in front of the All-Star Game in Anaheim, July 13, 2010....

Super Whacky Muslim Fun Time - Would You Like Sugar with Your Civet Cat Dookie Coffee?

The best part of waking up, is civet cat shit in your cup... Indonesia's top Islamic body declared Tuesday that Muslims can drink civet ...

Hyphenated Americans

Except for rare instances involving extreme medical complications or rape, I completely object to the practice of hyphenation.  And that goe...

So You Think Your Wife's a Bad Cook?

Imagine how bad this man's dinner must have been to cause him to react as he did. This video is from 1930. Super-freak!  

Tea Party Barbie

h/t Blonde Sagacity

Obama Eats White Ice Cream at Black Power Ice Cream Shop

I know the headline reads funny.  But damnit, that's what really happened.

Video Proof of How the NAACP Awards Racism

These two videos provide proof of the racist core of the NAACP. Check them out here at Big Government.

Taxpayer Money Used to Buy Illegal Alien a Penis Pump

Ahhh... Minnesota: A man in the country illegally who committed a $27,000 identity-theft crime in Scott County was able to obtain tens of th...

How to Create a Mass Murderer

Don't you just know how this is going to end? h/t IOTW

Doug Ross Has a Good Point

He does.  Seriously.  Check it out here. 

Sports in 1911

I thought this would be interesting.  Sports in 1911: Football Baseball Basketball

If You Have Kids, Maybe You Want to Show Them This

Gladys Knight and the Pips.  As opposed to Lady Gaga and all the other auto tune artists out there without an ounce of originality.  I'm...

In Lubbock, Texas

A farmer sent this message...by using his plow

Border Invasion: Hidden Cameras in the Arizona Desert

"Hidden Cameras on the Arizona Border 2: Drugs, Guns, and 850 Illegal Aliens" is the Center for Immigration Studies' second we...

Great Grandson of Alexander Graham Bell Busted as a Spy for Cuba

The black sheep of the family. The 73-year-old great grandson of Alexander Graham Bell was sentenced Friday to life in prison without parole...

Obama Bumper Sticker Removal Kit

This is a real product. On sale now.

Video: Taliban Training Monkeys for Combat

Is the Taliban training monkeys for combat? Or is this just a new dating service? According to this Chinese media story, monkeys can now o...

Because it's Friday and Because I Live to Make You Laugh

What happens when kids don't take their ritalin?

Keith Olbermann the Most Despised Person at MSNBC

This is just hilarious.  Off the chart hilarious.  From Newsbusters: TUCKER CARLSON, DAILY CALLER: The opportunity to acquire KeithOlbermann...

Computers are Racist

So says Rakim...from Oakland.

Sometimes it's Best to Not Call the Police

If you're not familiar with what Farmville is...

Cracker Baby...Something Stinks

Does the Military Really Need a Flying Car?

I guess I could see the use for this thing on a very small level.  But I'm one of those that think that rotary aircraft in the military ...

Punk Pioneers

The Turds of Misery h/t Giant Girls

Sheila Jackson Lee..."Today there are Two Vietnams"

And she didn't just misspeak. She really thinks that. Listen to her babble on and on about it. My God. And to think that between her...

Michelle Obama...Classless in the Gulf

Some kind of Chaka fashion. From Moonbattery: Look what the Bitter Half chose to wear to a northwest Florida beach menaced by the oil spill ...

I Can Has Footlong Cheezburger?

The latest from Hardee's / Carl's Jr.

What to Do on a Date

I like to help those I can. So I offer this video. Get back with me and let me know if it helped.

Setting the Record Straight on Obama and NASA's Policy Towards Islam

Barack Hussein Obama is a dangerous man.  Ask yourself, can he be this stupid?  It's not possible.  So then, what is he up to?  Preachin...

Do You Speak French?

I found this at Notoriously Conservative.   It made me laugh.

Alvin Greene Starts His Ad Blitz

Alvin Greene is the Democrats' nominee in the 2010 United States Senate election in South Carolina.   Greene faces incumbent Republican...

Catfight!

Megyn Kelly hammers left-wing pundit Kirsten Powers over the Black Panther voter intimidation case.

Al Gore - Sexual Deviant

More news concerning "the whoreacle". But that was always a caricature; Gore was also sarcastic, droll, and fully capable of playi...

Southern Culture #10

Cheerwine + Krispy Kreme = Krazy Delicious.

Obama Makes it a Felony to Report on the Oil Spill

A funny thing happened on the way to freedom...Tyranny! Read this report at RedState.

How Obama Stole the Election from Hillary

If a tree falls, and no one is around...yeah...Okay...Does anyone even go to the forest anymore?

Mexican Drug Culture Gone Wild - Gunfire Erupts at Baseball Game

But hey, no worries that the Mexican drug culture could make its way to America. We do such a great job of making sure we know exactly who i...

Struttin' that Ass - A Problem with Bill Clinton

I have no idea what this man is talking about, but he seems to have a problem with ass struttin' and Bill Clinton.

How to Throw a Great Party

Rahm Emanuel is a Prick

What class we have in the White House.  These people are running your lives.  How do you feel about that? In a profile, the New York Times ...

Housing Project Hope and Changelings Ambush Fire Fighters with Bottle Rockets

The rules of engagment need to be changed ASAP. Fire at will! First responders from the Alton Fire Department and five officers from the Alt...

Swim in the Dark...So You Won't Offend the Muslims

It's like Super Whacky Muslim Fun Time turned upside down. But now council staff have covered 250 windows with dark-tinted film followin...

It's Like Pulling Rabbits From A Hat

Happy Birthday America!

***Big Feed News Alert***: Speaker Pelosi has Alzheimers!

The evidence: Our government is being run by people with brain damage. Hug your kids tonight. tell them you love them. It's going to get...

Parasite (Code Name - POTUS)

You rock now...  

Friday. Beach. Stones. Hot Asian.

This is gonna get real dirty. Ima not need BP to cause this spill. And aint no one gonna be able to clean it up. Ali all kinds of crazy toda...

A Preemptive Strike on Ali Blah Blah

I thought I'd bust this out before Ali posts another Asian doing a terrible Rolling Stones cover. These guys got some guitar chops. Yeah...