Video: Taliban Training Monkeys for Combat

Is the Taliban training monkeys for combat? Or is this just a new dating service?

According to this Chinese media story, monkeys can now operate the Kalashnikov, Bren light machine gun, and have the ability to identify and attack U.S. soldiers based on the appearance of their uniforms. The story ends by saying, "A senior U.S. military source confirmed the existence of the Taliban monkey soldiers, military experts call armed monkeys 'monkey terrorists.'"

This is a Chinese report, so you'll most likely have no idea what they're saying.  But you don't need to understand.   The images and animations are priceless.