So How Y'all Been?

Sorry I've been gone so long.  It's football season here and I coach a team of 5th graders.  I've never been much of a multi-tasker.  Out of the politics and news loops for almost 7 weeks.  But I did hear about this though.  It's a park bench in China that once your meter money runs out, some very uncomfortable knobby things come out and prod you in the ass.

And these guys wanna be the world's new superpower?