We're Saved!

After all of the ugliness today on the blog, allow me to save us from ourselves.  Below is arguably one of the most beautiful women God ever created.

I used to buy lingerie for a woman I once loved, that is, until she ate my heart out with a rusty spork.  I am thinking of forwarding the Victoria's Secret catalogs that I still receive to a random addresses in predominately Muslin countries.  It's just my way of giving back to Allah for being such a peace-loving and thoughtful entity.