Super Whacky Muslim Fun Time: Islamic Women Banned from Handling Bananas and Cucumbers

Such things could arouse sexual thoughts.

An Islamic cleric residing in Europe said that women should not be close to bananas or cucumbers, in order to avoid any “sexual thoughts.” The unnamed sheikh, who was featured in an article on el-Senousa news, was quoted saying that if women wish to eat these food items, a third party, preferably a male related to them such as their a father or husband, should cut the items into small pieces and serve.

He said that these fruits and vegetables “resemble the male penis” and hence could arouse women or “make them think of sex.” Bikyamasr.com cannot independently verify the accuracy of the news item at time of writing. He also added carrots and zucchini to the list of forbidden foods for women.

Said this muslim woman, who wished to remain anonymous..."I don't care what any crazy cleric has to say.  I will continue to date Mr. Pickle.  I love him  He doesn't beat me, doesn't smell of camel piss, and doesn't leave any sticky residue in my hair".