Random Nothingness

After reading about Weiner's wiener all weekend, we need a serious refocusing of the important.  For the past 12 days I've been in ...

America is Obama Rich

Life is good during the reign of eco-warrior Barack Obama.  Limousine liberals... Limousines, the very symbol of wealth and excess, are usua...

"Youths"?

The media is calling them "youths".  But they look to me like black people. MIAMI 'WAR ZONE' DURING URBAN WEEKEND... Rib F...

Dogged

Hot?  No.  Dog?  Yes.  Nearly totally ignored by the mainstream media?  Absolutely! Iowahawk sums it all up quite nicely .  And follow Ace o...

As You Get Older...

remember

Memories

Ali, did your Evel Knievel look like this? Mine did.

Taxpayer Money Being Used to Determine if Online Dating Services are Racist

Somewhere, some chucklehead has a high-paying job he shouldn't have.  Look at these unbelievable examples of waste from "The Nation...

Sarah Palin as a Candidate Would be a Huge Mistake

I'm not knocking the lady, but Sarah Palin as the GOP candidate for President would me a major mistake.  All it will do is re-energize w...

Gimmee a T for Texas

In honor of a rumored Rick Perry candidacy, I post this. I don't know all that much about the guy yet so I'm not saying he's the...

Separated At Birth?

Debbie, we're not gonna take it.  No, we ain't gonna take it. My apologies in advance to Mr. Dee Snider of Twisted Sister.

China used prisoners to...What?...Oh hell, just read...

Comments? As a prisoner at the Jixi labour camp, Liu Dali would slog through tough days breaking rocks and digging trenches in the open cast...

British Press Having a Field Day with the Obamas

Chances of ever seeing this kind of mockery from the mainstream American media?  Zero!

Michelle Obama - A National Embarrassment

Looks like Buckwheat, grabs her crotch like Michael Jackson. Tee Hee.

Al Gore's Grades

And he wants to be our climate savior? In his commencement speech at Hamilton College on Sunday, former Vice President Al Gore told the grad...

Obama Signs Wrong Date in Westminster Abbey Book

The man is three years behind.  Is there any wonder we're so screwed? A message from US President Barack Obama and his wife, first lady ...

Clouds Should Not Be Green

I was going to walk to lunch.  Screw that!

China Draws Line in the Sand

Not much was reported about this yesterday.  If I'm understanding this correctly, this is the most significant story of the year. In the...

Surprise! - Another Mob of Black People Wrecking a Business

I could post a different video like this every day. If I wanted to. Hope and change run amok! Something tells me these folks don't subsc...

Tornado Destroys Midwest Town? - The Obamas are on it!

In Joplin. Missouri, it's like a scene from World War II. Meanwhile...in Ireland...the Obamas drink their power juice, readying for the ...

Obama's Limo Gets Stuck in Ireland

Welcome to our world Ireland.  He high-centered America as well. US President Barack Obama's heavily armoured Cadillac, nicknamed "...

Separated at Birth?

Or, if you like... 

Ron Wood plastered

Hey Capt how did this one evade us? Dude is GONE! I love this stuff when it's not me.

Irresistible

"...a sheep farmer and his wife heard a curious bleating sound from one of the farm’s pastures" How many times does a story start ...

A Prayer for the Folks in Joplin, Missouri

I have been to Joplin, Missouri many times.  Mickey Mantle began his baseball career there.  It is a good size town.  And it has been virtua...

beatdown - Ukrainian Parliamentary Procedure

They do things just a little bit different there. Photo: REUTERS/Tatyana Bondarenko Vice speaker of the Ukrainian parliament, Adam Martynyu...

This Dog is Not an Obama Supporter

The New Obama T-Shirts are in

Flying off the shelves...

Who Has Obama's Ear Concerning Israel?

This crazy bitch does. Samantha Power of the Kennedy school and a Obama advisor calls for a military invasion of Israel to create a palestin...

West Using Weather Machine to Create Drought in Iran

So says Mahmoud. Iran's President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad says that Western countries are plotting to generate drought in some areas of the...

He's all grown up now

And still waiting for his first date... h/t IOTW

The Weekender

I thought it was just me that was seriously annoyed by that New York Times "Weekender" commercial.  Ali's comment, however, le...

Gas Station Named After Obama

It figures. Judging by the price sign, it looks like they're already running out of gas. A gas station on Columbia's North Main Stre...

Slow Your Roll Pooty Poot: Russian Troops Fed Dog Food

I like to remind folks that the Russian military still sucks and that it is still a nation where corruption permeates every level.  Don'...

When Emo Hipsters are Cut Off by their Parents

I bet he has one of those New York Times "Weekender" subscriptions.  What a turtleneck wearing douche.

The Hope and Change Sticky Note Campaign

A "gas-roots" movement... Purchase a pad of large sticky notes. Write on each one, "How's that Hope & Change working ...

Fonda: "Obama is a Fu**ing Traitor"

I agree.  Although I'm sure it's for different reasons. Peter Fonda launched a four-letter attack on US President Barack Obama at t...

World War III is Near

Heck, when people look back 50 years from now, they'll probably say it began a couple of years ago. Take a look at just a few of the hea...

Soon, You Won't Be Able to Afford to See

New federally mandated light bulbs will cost $50 each.  Edison shrugged. Two leading makers of lighting products are showcasing LED bulbs th...

Never Tell A Lie

Yes indeed, she's back.  And more ridiculously uninformed than ever.   I pity the fool that don't erase their mistakes with my hair...

Al Qaeda Smuggled Across Mexican Border

And Obama jokes about building a moat on the border.  The asshat thinks it's funny, the border situation. Texas Department of Public Saf...

For Captain T And Ali

Grand Slam

Denny's has never been one of my favorite restaurants, however I am willing to re-evaluate them based on the following display of total ...

Westerly

The view across the scrubby hills of West Texas is indescribably endless. I look down on the crackled spider's web of dirt roads scratch...

Wrong Turn At Albuquerque

Is this the way to Las Vegas? Hijinks ahead, will report soon.

Osama's Porno Stash

Oh, this is just fantastic!  Better than any other intel they could have got.  A stash of pornography was found in the hideout of Osama bin ...

Meanwhile...In Greenville, Mississippi

The narration is the best part.

Walmart's Rise to Dominance

This is interesting?  Frightening? Walmart started slow in 1962 and then spread like wildfire in the southeast, starting in 1970, and then m...

The Navy Seals Had Help Killing Osama

G.I. BO...

Feeling Like A Woman

I am a fan of Shania Twain. And as a gun-toting, beer-drinking, Jager-swilling, set the yard on fire and pass out in the flowerbed at 3 a.m....

And The Irony Tinkles On

What are the chances that a slimy loser donning a cheap rubber mask and wig and caught making audio recordings of women urniating in public ...

And Speaking Of Irony

Pasty-faced, gutless, gold medal-winning  molester Julian Assange just can't keep his thin-lipped trap shut .  In an inteview with for a...

Now Just A Damn Minute!

I thought the NAACP buried this word years ago? And apparently, these two mental giants are not amused.

Separated At Birth?

Yeah, and they want us to believe that this guy is Osama's son?  Riiiiiiiiiight! And in a bulge of ironic fate, nobody cares what Frank ...

Danger Will Robinson

Well damn the double post! Captain beat me to the punch by about three seconds. In that case, hey look!!  It's a cat wearing a dog out. ...