My Very Own Sea Kitten

I made this...Ain't hims cute? Create Your Own Sea Kitten at petakids.com !

"Youths" Riot in Mall of America

The "youths" are at it again.  What troubles them so?  Apparently this revolved around a Lil' Wayne. From KARE : Fists flew an...

Self Defense for Women

Occupy Protesters Fly Al Qaeda and and Hizballah Flags

But it's those scary tea party folks you really need to be worried about. People monitoring the Occupy D.C. movement tell Inside the Rin...

Merry Christmas - From My Family to Yours

Please ignore my oldest son Axel's appearance on our card.  Couldn't get him to come around to wearing a bow tie.

Islamachic

These shirts are big in Pok-E-Stan...

Judge Wins the Captain Obvious Award

Mr Pownall asked: 'Who else could it have been if it wasn't you?' and Boudjenane replied: 'I can't remember.' Mr Pow...

What Do Americans Really Think of Liberal Policies? - Mass Exodus from Illinois

This study is about as insightful as one can get.  People are leaving the Democrat governed Illinois by the hundreds of thousands.  And taki...

Obama's Drunk Illegal Alien Uncle is Blaming Cops for His Arrest

What an absolute disgrace Obama and his family are.  It's hard to imagine, with all the stoic figures who have led this country in the p...

Hooray for Bollywood!

The more I dig, the more super fine women I find. This is Lara Dutta.  Rumor is is that she's pregnant.  That's a shame.

Normandy, Then and Now

A very cool presentation of pictures of Normandy during World War II, and what those locations look like today. See it here

Boat Loaded with Patriot Missles Stopped in Finland...On its Way to China

I've heard nothing of this in the mainstream media.  But this has to be a cause for great concern.  From The Guardian :  Finnish officia...

The Military and Political Genius of Barack Obama

Honestly people.  Can you name one thing this man has done right? More than 60 people died in Iraq today as a result of 14 different bomb at...

This Guy Needs to Fry

Yes.  I'm advocating the death penalty for this man.  You gotta be pretty damn evil to do something like this. A young father is now the...

Roll Tide?

Is mother nature rooting for Alabama in the upcoming BCS championship football game? These pictures were taken near Birmingham, Alabama on D...

My New Favorite Lawmaker - "Michelle Obama Has a Fat Ass"

He's not saying anything Barry doesn't already know. Rep. Jim Sensenbrenner (R-Wisc.), known for his cantankerous ways and for not s...

American Presidents in Uniform

h/t IOTW

Matt Damon Falls Out of Love with Obama

Hey Matt!  How you like dem' apples? Matt Damon, one of Barack Obama's earliest supporters and once one of his most staunch advocate...

The Top 10 Most Bizarre Wars

The War of the Oaken Bucket This war began in 1325, when a rivalry between the independent city states of Modena and Bologna spiraled out of...

Syrian Freedom Protesters Call for a Return of George Bush

What?  Obama isn't inspiring any "hope" with you guys?

If You Don't beleive in Global Warming, Your Brain isn't Working Correctly

It's true.  This guy says so.

Health Food Lunches a Big Flop at Los Angeles Schools

Another example of liberalism blowing up in their paternalistic faces.  Even the children of hippies won't eat this crap.  From the LA T...

My Deposition Did Not Go So Well

I told that lawyer I'd put it back.  But he had to just keep on asking questions.   I should have taken tips on how to handle a depositi...

Ann Coulter Prefers Ron Paul Over Newt Gingrich

Video at the Right Scoop Can we please stop with the Newt Gingrich for President talk?  Newt can't win!  Yeah, I get it.  He's the s...

It's Poke Islam in the Eye Time

Here's a super hot muslim babe... Rima Fakih

Was Baseball Invented in the Middle Ages?

I can't answer that question.  But the answer is not as obvious as you might think. ‘Found in the margins of a calendar in a 14th-centur...

Innovation in a Nanny State: Medicinecicles

The slide into to candy-ass land continues...  From Swiss Miss : Our daughter is having a fever and is refusing to take her medicine. So, la...

Jesus, Mary, Joseph...and Hugo

Somewhere, Sean Penn is masturbating . A nativity scene in Caracas, Venezuela goes beyond the traditional cast of characters of the baby Jes...

Illegal Aliens Can Get a Free "Obama Phone"

I have, in the past, joked that if a man promised a free Ipod for everyone, if elected president, he would win in a landslide.  Obama must m...

Barney Frank Wears Revealing Shirt On House Floor

Oh man! It looks like Barney could nurse several barnyard animals. Disgusting! Barney Frank Wears Revealing Shirt On House Floor Go here to...

Van Buren Street

A very interesting story about the rise and fall of Van Buren Street in Phoenix, Arizona.  In many ways, it symbolizes some of the things th...

Super Whacky Muslim Fun Time: The Skating King of Pakistan

Actually, this is quite impressive.  The Skating King of Pakistan who rollerblades behind his motorcycle that he controls using strings.

Biden: "The Taliban is Not Our Enemy"

Which begs the question...Who is? Look, the Taliban per se is not our enemy . That’s critical. There is not a single statement that the pres...

Christmas...The Way We Were

Some Christmas photos from back in the day...

Video: North Koreans Crying Over Death of Kim Jong

Is it possible for an entire nation to suffer from Stockholm Syndrome?

Saudi Prince Invests $300 Million in Twitter

This has Super Whacky Muslim Fun Time written all over it. Prince Walid bin Talal of Saudi Arabia announced he had taken a $300 million stak...

Hottest Christmas Gift in Detroit

Inner city matchboxes...

Kim Jong Dead

And this comes just days after we posted a picture of him with giant monkeys.  Coincidence?  Don't be foolish.  We said we would get him...

Breast Implant Disappears During Pilates

This is why I don't exercise... A cancer survivor has had to have further surgery after her body 'swallowed' her breast implant ...

Dogs vs. Cats

Dogs win!

Christian Bale Gets Roughed Up By the Chinese - But Not Rough Enough

I'm not sure what this liberal moonbat thought was going to happen. From the Daily Mail : Hollywood actor Christian Bale was roughed up ...

Russian Playmate Elected to Parliament

Well...I guess they're not always drunk over there. A Playboy playmate has been elected as one of Vladimir Putin’s MPs in the Russian pa...

Here's What I Think About Your Change

Oh, and while I have your attention...

Chopping Down a Christmas Tree...With a Shotgun

This same guy has, in the past, carved a jack-o-lantern with a Glock.

Super Whacky Muslim Fun Time: Taking the Camels for a Ride

"Once, goods used to be smuggled on camels. Now we are smuggling the camels themselves," joked Amir Abu Jamma, a resident of Ar...

High School Kids Kissing Their Own Parents

The people who arranged for this, I'm sure, think this is funny.  I don't.  There is something fundamentally disturbing about the wh...

Um... about that stealth drone....

Well it turns out the Iranians actually hijacked that drone and made it land in Iran. Oh yeah they hacked the GPS, punched in a coordinate i...

Free Government Cell Phone - While Supplies Last

"Thanks to the FCC-mandated, government-sponsored program, called LifeLine Assistance, the financially disadvantaged can receive a free...

Not So Great Moments in Conservative History (Vol. 1)

This clip makes me cringe every time I see it.  It's bad on so many levels.  And it makes me want to punch Karl Rove in the face. 

Pooty Poot Mocks Protesters

Putin doesn't seem to concerned about the recent protests in Russia.  When asked a question about the white ribbon adopted by protesters...

Open Revolt Against the Communist Party in China

Very interesting news out of China.  Given how well the Chinese are adapting to capitalism, I almost wish they were still taking the hard co...

Really? Who is John Hawkins?

40 best conservative blogs my ass! I wonder how many times Mr. Hawkins has come to this site. This list is ridiculous.  A good half of thos...

I like video games

So does the Capt. And so do lizards...

TIME Names "Protesters" as Person of the Year

This year, protesters are cool.  When those protesters are Muslims, Hippies and lazy Europeans.  The last couple of years, when the proteste...

Here's Something Scary - Terrorist Attack Plot Revealed

Hezbollah in Mexico... A bombshell documentary aired last Thursday by Univision, the largest Spanish language television network in the U.S....

Merry Christmas from the Not So Sure About Themselves Boys

Greetings from West Virginia...

Tebowphobia, Big Foot and Jacked Up Squirrels

A Jew, presumably, who writes for "Jewish Week" wrote this ... If Tebow wins the Super Bowl, against all odds, it will buoy his fa...

Chelsea Clinton is a Flop

This is a shame.  What with her being all cowardly lion looking and stuff. The reviews: ‘Clinton… seems like a very nice young woman. She is...

Bipasha Basu

Bollywood does have some very pretty women. 

One good thing about Winter...

is that it reduces the outdoor activities of moonbats.

Booked for Safekeeping

A 1960 documentary made to train police officers in the assistance and management of mentally ill and confused persons, produced in New Orle...

The Dollar Menu

A transcript of the conversation that went on in the McDonald's drive-thru between the lady in the car in front of me and the lady takin...

China in Seychelles

This is not good news for the world.  People need to understand that the Chinese do not think like civilized human beings.  They are ruthles...

Grenade Attack in Belgium - Authorities Don't Know Who the Attackers Are

Anyone want to go out on a limb and guess who the attackers are? Anyone? From the BBC : Reports say several men threw grenades and fired on ...

Why Does This Remind Me of Ali?

Pac-man is addicted to Skyrim. Pac-Man gets addicted to Skyrim

Apples and Oranges

And now, a word from our sponsor... 

Genetics

Now we see where Michelle Obama gets her Chaka like features (the lip).  That's momma on the end right. And this is Michelle Obama's...

The Plastic President

Naked Obama.  Just as I suspected.  The man has no balls. His likeness has been commemorated on T-shirts, mugs, plates, and even bobbleheads...

I Pity the Stool

Even the Homeless Can't Stand the Occupiers

This video is from Toronto's occupy protest. A homeless man denounces the occupy protesters.  Warning.  Foul language.

Tebow!!!!!!

My goodness! Tebow does it again. Amazing! It's great to see this man do what he's doing in this nation where so many hate the ma...

Ralph the Swimming Pig: The Cousin Kenny Chronicles (Vol. 13)

In San Marcos, Texas, there used to be a tourist attraction called Aquarena Springs that featured a swimming pig, named Ralph. I've neve...