Ralph the Swimming Pig: The Cousin Kenny Chronicles (Vol. 13)

In San Marcos, Texas, there used to be a tourist attraction called Aquarena Springs that featured a swimming pig, named Ralph. I've neve...

Cheeseburgers and Gutter Thieves: The Cousin Kenny Chronicles (Vol. 12)

A few weeks ago, someone stole my step ladder from in front of my door. I was hanging Halloween decorations, went inside to eat lunch, and w...

IF I WERE PRESIDENT: THE COUSIN KENNY CHRONICLES (VOL. 6)

If I were president...I would build a really big bonfire in Gary, Indiana...The biggest the world has ever seen...All Americans would be inv...

ANT FARM: THE COUSIN KENNY CHRONICLES (VOL. 5)

I didn't have an ant farm as a child....But my next door neighbor did...I remember when he got it and set it up...He placed it under one...

COROLLA MAN - THE COUSIN KENNY CHRONICLES (VOL. 4)

This morning, at a red light, a man driving a Toyota Corolla stopped next to me...he had his windows down...all four of them...and was blast...

TRADING BLOWS WITH THE WIND: THE COUSIN KENNY CHRONICLES (VOL. 3)

Where I live it's very windy...almost always windy...and I don't care much at all for the wind...When I have time, I will stand in t...

DISCOVERING FRANK SINATRA: THE COUSIN KENNY CHRONICLES (VOL .2 )

I first discovered Frank Sinatra when I was 19...I was getting ready to board an army plane to Germany...I had my walkman, but had forgot to...

THE BATS OF AUSTIN, TEXAS: THE COUSIN KENNY CHRONICLES (VOL. 1)

In Austin, Texas there is a bridge where over a million Mexican free-tail bats will congregate in the summer...and every summer evening, at...