Michelle Obama Plays the Slave Card

As told in her best Jeremiah Wright voice... Now, back when our great-grandparents were riding that Underground Railroad, back when John Lew...

My New Favorite Lawmaker - "Michelle Obama Has a Fat Ass"

He's not saying anything Barry doesn't already know. Rep. Jim Sensenbrenner (R-Wisc.), known for his cantankerous ways and for not s...

Rumors of Michelle Obama Secret Service Affairs

The woman does take a lot of vacations without Barry.  This time last year... Michelle Obama is in Rainy Hawaii Without the President And j...

Is Michelle Obama Flashing Occupy Wall Street Gang Signs?

I am hearing this buzz in some more obscure parts of the internet.  Here is a picture of Michelle Obama from an UPCOMING Reader's Digest...

Found in a Hawaiian Gift Shop

Saw this at IOTW .  I had to share.

British Press Having a Field Day with the Obamas

Chances of ever seeing this kind of mockery from the mainstream American media?  Zero!

Michelle Obama - A National Embarrassment

Looks like Buckwheat, grabs her crotch like Michael Jackson. Tee Hee.

Michelle Obama Dancing - "That's Nasty"

Video of Michelle Obama dancing. Momma make the bad man stop.  

Pinata Chic: Michelle Obama's New Fashion Style Revealed

The First Lady models some new duds. The Pinata Chic line replaces the Pin the Tail on the Donkey line that is just so last month. Inspira...

Michelle Obama is "Specifically Named Individual" in Blagojevich Indictment

Ace of Spades and No Quarter are reporting that it is likely that Michelle Obama is the "Specifically Named Individual" on page 64...

Times are tough...You need to make do with less...Meanwhile, I'm going to drop $30,000 on a ring for my Chaka looking wife

I have never dropped the "F" bomb on this blog before. But here I go. Fuck you Barack Obama. Go fuck yourself! Obama, less than...

THE SOCIALIST AGENDA OF BARAK AND MICHELE OBAMA

I'd prefer it if the Obamas kept their hands out of my pie...