Cat Fight! - "I want to bash her in the vagina with her microphone."

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A pretty spectacular Twitter war has broken out between former "Fat Actress" star Kirstie Alley and "The View"co-host Joy Behar -- though it's unclear why. The two TV stars have been exchanging nasty tweets for more than two weeks, though it appears the war of 140-characters began when Alley took issue with the coverage of the Tiger Woods' cheating scandal on "The Joy Behar Show," the nightly talk show Behar hosts on HLN.

"And WHY has Joy Behar turned into such a self righteous c- - - head? OOOOooo that's right . . . FOREVER!" Alley tweeted. A short while later she added: "CHEATING is between a husband and wife. Not TMZ and Joy Bewhore . . . God, I want to bash her in the vagina with her microphone."

Other Twitter subscribers quickly complained to Alley about her strong language and warned that her comments might provoke a response. In response, the former "Cheers" actress claimed Behar "already WENT after me several times," and that "she trashes some celeb every night on her HLN show and every day on the view."

Behar appears to have ignored Alley's tirade until last Friday, when the talk-show host took mocking notice of what, until then, had been a one-sided fight. "Kirstie Alley calls me Joy Bewhore," Behar tweeted. "Compliments! Compliments!"

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