Denver's Magic Red Bikes...And Why It Won't Work

One of these days, I'm going to die laughing and moonbat lunacy.

Denver taxpayers have supplied the city with magic red bikes.  In their own words:

Denver B-cycle is the first large-scale municipal bike sharing system in the United States. We are placing dozens of special bike stations (B-stations) in downtown Denver as well as the Cherry Creek and Denver University neighborhoods. Denver B-cycle members will be able to pick up one of the red bikes at any B-station and drop it off at any B-station.

That’s why we say it’s magic: a bike that’s there when you need it and gone when you don’t.

Here's a picture of a magic bike.

Denver is not the first city to discover the "magic bike". Here's a cautionary tale that we linked to last month:

The white bicycle program in Amsterdam was how my generation was going to prove our superiority to our capitalist elders. The idea was that these community bicycles would be shared by all. When you needed to go somewhere you just found a white bike and took it to your destination. You then left the bike on the street for the next comrade to use.

Our cooperation and love for our fellow man would ensure that the bikes were not abused. (remember, this was 1966, we had love in abundance, the streets were clogged with it) That's what it was supposed to be. But human nature was involved.

Why leave the bicycle on the street for the next guy when you knew you were going to have to make a return trip? What if it was gone when you came back? Best to take it inside then. And maybe take it inside when you got home too, because you know you've got to get to work early tomorrow... And maybe it'd be best to paint the thing black so that the busybody across the street will quit giving you a hard time about hoarding the bicycles.

Course everyone who used the bikes was in the same situation. And in the end, self interest trumped brotherly love. Within a month all the white bicycles were either stolen or thrown in the canals. Experiment over. Idealistic youth (including me) disillusioned. Well some were disillusioned. Others refused to learn from the evidence and became stuck hippies.