Iraq Bomb Problem Solved!

Iraq Swears by Bomb Detector U.S. Sees as Useless. Apparently, the Iraqis have found a foolproof method of detecting hidden bombs. The use of a high-tech version of dowsing. It's all about faith, don'cha know. I've got more faith than most, but faith doesn't make you stupid.

This new method takes much less time than searching suspicious vehicles, or the use of dogs (which is un-islamic). The handheld wand points right at the hidden bomb. If there is no bomb there, well, then the operator just wasn't holding the wand correctly. Or visa versa.

These magic wands (literally) cost more than dogs and are much less effective (i.e. useless). They don't offend islamic sensibilities, however, and don't interfere with rampant bribery through their political naive barking.