Obama Decides Not to Decide

Very stinkin' decisive! He rejects all offered options, and decides to think about it some more. He won't pull our people out, and he won't give them reinforcements. Take that, you right wing red state military people! Bleed and die, while I take my sweet frick'n time!

He really wants to pull out, but his campaign was all about how A-stan was the "Good War." He was gonna march right into Pockeestahn and reach down Osama's throat and yank out his guts! Now he's just waiting for enough of us red-staters to be maimed or die; or, even better; for a major battlefield defeat, to declare the cost too high and (after furious thoughtfulness and soul-searching) bring the boys home.

His plan from the beginning was to bleed our people through neglect until we could no longer take the casualties. So quit bleeding us! Reinforce or pull us out ASAP! Squeeze the frick'n trigger!