Recycled Cheap Ass Chinese Product Alert

Obviously, some industrious Chinese person thought he was going to own easy street by flooding the American market with plastic hamburgers. If you've ever been to Wal-Mart, you'd know that was not exactly a bad gamble. Nonetheless, the attempt failed. So what do you do with 20,000 plastic hamburgers? You create the "USB Burger hand warmer and massager"..of course. It sells for $12.