Face it punk, your life is about to be improved by 50%. The other half is your own doing, but scrape the dried boogs from your pants leg first numbnuts.
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Speaking of mathematics, there are equations that could accurately estimate within 1/10,000th of 1% the absolute predictability and mundanity of your life. You sit there in your cubicle, miserable, and absently picking boogers while fantasizing about the leggy brunette in human resources who favors Minnie Driver when you realize that your life will only be complete when you actually get the leggy brunette to notice you and you see Chuck Norris kick the shit out of a grizzly bear.
Face it punk, your life is about to be improved by 50%. The other half is your own doing, but scrape the dried boogs from your pants leg first numbnuts.
Face it punk, your life is about to be improved by 50%. The other half is your own doing, but scrape the dried boogs from your pants leg first numbnuts.
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