Anti-Terrorist Patents that Didn't Make the Cut

Here are some not so great ideas to stop terrorism. These are actual patent submissions.

U.S. Patent 6920646,

Human waste management suit, by Caleb Clark Crye, Gregg M. Thompson,
and Eric Owen Fehlberg. Issued Jul 26, 2005.

U.S. Patent 4896580,

Railroad missile garrison system, by Ron Rudnicki. Issued Jan
30, 1990.

U.S. Patent 6591786,

Device and method for safetly inserting an electronic device in an
ear of a four-legged non-human trained animal, by Eric R. Davis.
Issued Jul 15, 2003.

U.S. Patent 6854374,

Explosion containment net, by O. Alan Breazeale. Issued Feb 15,
2005.