Oh Geez....

How many of the points Hopey makes here in his lil' off the prepared remarks moment will be found to be complete figments of his imagination in the coming weeks?



My bet:

1) It was a social studies test.

2) It was a 67

3) She got a 70 after changing her study habits

4) It wasn't Malia.

5) It was a boy

6) It was safe schools Czar Kevin Jennings' boyfriend

7) Obama dreamed it all.

Is it me?