This here is Kinsey Schofield. Isn't that a cute name? Kinsey. Hee hee. Makes me feel ticklish. I bet she smells like rainbows and kitten giggles.
The left can have their Rachel Maddow's, Rosie O'Donnell's, Joy Behar's and John Edwards's...
Give me Kinsey anytime.
A small sample of why Kinsey rules:
"I am unsympathetic to midgets who hate the use of the word midget. According to Wikipedia, a midget is “an extremely short person.” If you’re extremely short, then it is a fact that you’re a midget. It’s like when old people don’t like being called old. Reality Check: If you need a portable set of stairs to check your mailbox, you’re extremely short, and thus, a midget. Embrace the term. Or if you can’t embrace it, at least come up with some cool new alternative like the cast of Jersey Shore has done. Terms like “grenades” or “gorilla-juiceheads” are just fun to say."
Sigh....
As long as we have Kinsey I know our side is winning.
Kinsey! Tee hee hee!!!
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