Surviving Recovery Summer II, part I

With recovery summer II staring us straight in the mug, I was wondering about ways I could make it even more enjoyable and helpful to others.

The first thing I thought of was what to eat. What would someone enjoying the fruits of Obamanomics be able to afford or even catch on their own no matter where they lived?


Rats.

Ingredients
• Fresh rats
• Fresh herbs (Oh just grab some salt and pepper, your highness.)
• Peanuts oil
• Chilli peppers (fancy!)
• Butter
• Peanuts (Don't forget to use the one the rat didn't finish in the trap))
Preparation
• First you’ll have to brown the rat skin with a blowtorch. (I do this while they're still alive.)
• Then leave them cool down.
• When it cool enough, clean the rest of the skin with a steel wool.
• Eviscerate the rat and split it. (Yeah man!!!)
• Put all the good rat parts in a jar, with the fresh peppers and the herbs and the oil.
Leave for it for half an hour to the fridge. (Christ, why must I wait so long to eat my rat!)
• Deep-fry until brown in a mixture of butter and peanut oil.
• Serve till hot with some crunchy peanuts.

Full recipe here!!!



Mmmm mmmm!!! Holy cow what a dish! And the best part about it is rats are probably plentiful around you part of the Obamaville you live in!

Soon you'll be filled with so much rat there won't be much room left for the hope and change.

I'm sure you will find many more ways of preparing rats during recovery summer II.

Enjoy!

Yours,

Ali