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Since we are the web's best source for news about hot dogs, pole dancers and Islamic rat people, it is our obligation to share such important hot dog news:

Via KMOX St. Louis:

To help celebrate National Hot Dog month, as well as St. Louis’ proud heritage as the birthplace of the all-American delicacy that has become synonymous with a great outing at the ballpark, the St. Louis Cardinals are selling — for a limited time only– the largest hot dog in the history of Busch Stadium.

 The “Giant Slugger”, expertly prepared by the team’s concessionaire Delaware North Sportservice, is a one pound, two foot long all-beef hot dog. When fully loaded with all the fixings (two full cups of chili, nacho cheese, grilled onions and jalapenos) the Giant Slugger weighs in at a remarkable 2.75 pounds.

A Masterpiece.

And if you don't to eat it, you can use it as a weapon against the next angry flash mob of urban youths playing the Knock-Out Game.