The elder Bush daughter, Barbara, the one that sucked all the good looks away from her fraternal twin sister in the womb, recently posted a public service announcement in support of gay marriage. This would otherwise be uninteresting except for the fact that we get to hear Barbara speak and have a nice look at her captivating blue eyes. For all the heterosexual men of the world, we can only hope that this isn't her sneaky way of coming out of the closet. It would be a big loss to our team, ya know.
And in other gay pride news, it turns out that one of the New Kids on the Block is gay. Color me a rainbow of surprised. Not! What makes this rather uninteresting news interesting sort of, is that he once dated the teeny mall pop star Tiffany in the 1980's who admitted that she had suspicions because he was so easy to talk to and they used to do facials together. Oh lord. Think before you speak dear woman!
Remember her?
Well, she grew up, bought herself some "augmentation", and promptly took her clothes off for Playboy in 2002. Yeah, I didn't hear about that either. I think I read somewhere that she is considering making country music now. Maybe she already has. Maybe she has attention deficit syndrome. Maybe this post is totally meaningless.
Tiff, I think you're still alone now and that's a real shame.
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