Housing Project Hope and Changelings Ambush Fire Fighters with Bottle Rockets

The rules of engagment need to be changed ASAP. Fire at will! First responders from the Alton Fire Department and five officers from the Alt...

Swim in the Dark...So You Won't Offend the Muslims

It's like Super Whacky Muslim Fun Time turned upside down. But now council staff have covered 250 windows with dark-tinted film followin...

It's Like Pulling Rabbits From A Hat

Happy Birthday America!

***Big Feed News Alert***: Speaker Pelosi has Alzheimers!

The evidence: Our government is being run by people with brain damage. Hug your kids tonight. tell them you love them. It's going to get...

Parasite (Code Name - POTUS)

You rock now...  

Friday. Beach. Stones. Hot Asian.

This is gonna get real dirty. Ima not need BP to cause this spill. And aint no one gonna be able to clean it up. Ali all kinds of crazy toda...

A Preemptive Strike on Ali Blah Blah

I thought I'd bust this out before Ali posts another Asian doing a terrible Rolling Stones cover. These guys got some guitar chops. Yeah...